YOU WOULD LIKE THAT You can be as liberal as you...
YOU WOULD LIKE THAT
You can be as liberal as you want, MrLevov, but not when it comes to baptism
WHAT IS BAPTISM? WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT ABOUT THAT?
Well, it's technically washing away original sinBut what it does, it gets the child into heaven if they dieOtherwise, if they die before they're baptized, they just go into limbo
WELL, WE WOULDN'T WANT THATLET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING ELSESUPPOSE I SAY OKAY, YOU CAN BAPTIZE THE CHILDWHAT ELSE WOULD YOU WANT?
I guess when the time came, I'd want my children to make their first communionThere are the sacraments, you see-- SO ALL YOU WANT IS THE BAPTISM, SO IF THE dior china KID DIES IT GETS INTO HEAVEN AS FAR AS YOU'RE CONCERNED, AND THE FIRST COMMUNIONEXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THAT IS
It's the first time we take the Eucharist
AND WHAT IS THAT?
This is my body, this is my blood-- THIS IS ABOUT JESUS?
YesYou don't know that? You know, when everybody kneels"This is my body, eat of itThis is my blood, drink of it And then you say "My Lord and my God" and eat the body of Christ
I CAN'T GO THAT FARl'M SORRY, I CANNOT GO THAT FAR
Well, as long as there's baptism, we'll worry about the rest laterWhy don't we leave it up to the child when the time comes? i'd rather not leave it up to a white ceramic chanel watch child, dawn, i'd rather make the decision myselfi don't want to leave it up to a child to decide to eat jesusi have the highest respect for whatever you do, but my grandchild is not going to eat jesusthat is out of the quesTION, here's what i'll do for youi'll give you the BAPTISMTHAT'S ALL I CAN DO FOR YOU
That's all?
AND I'LL GIVE YOU CHRISTMASSHE WANTS EASTER, SEYMOURTO ME YOU KNOW WHAT EASTER IS, DAWN DEAR? EASTER IS A HUGE TARGET FOR DELIVERIESHUGE, HUGE PRESSURES TO GET GLOVES IN STOCK FOR PEOPLE TO BUY THEIR EASTER OUTFITSl'LL TELL YOU A STORYEVERY NEW YEAr's EVE, IN THE AFTERNOON, we'd clean up all chanel cambon bag the orders for the year, send everybody HOME, AND WITH MY FORELADY AND MY FOREMAN l'D POP A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE, AND BEFORE We'd FINISHED TAKING THE FIRST SIP WE WOULD GET A CALL FROM A STORE DOWN IN WILMINGTON, IN DELAWARE, A CALL FROM THE BUYER THERE FOR A HUNDRED DOZEN LITTLE WHITE SHORT LEATHER GLOVESFOR TWENTY YEARS OR MORE WE KNEW THAT CALL WAS GOING TO COME FOR THE HUNDRED DOZEN AS WE WERE TOASTING IN THE NEW YEAR, AND THOSE WERE GLOVES THAT WERE FOR EASTER
That was your traditionNOW TELL ME, WHAT IS EASTER ANYWAY?
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WELL, ALL RIGHT, fLL GIVE YOU THE PARADEHOw's THAT?
We have ham on Easter
YOU WANT A HAM ON EASTER, YOU CAN HAVE A HAM ON EASTERWHAT ELSE?
We go to church in an Easter bonnet
AND IN A PAIR OF GOOD WHITE GLOVES, I HOPE
YOU WANT TO GO TO CHURCH ON EASTER AND TAKE MY GRANDCHILD WITH YOU?
YesWe'll be what my mother calls once-a-year Catholicsis that it? once a year? (Claps his hands together let's SHAKE ON THATYOU'VE GOT A DEAL!
Well, it would be twice a year
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO CHRISTMAS?
When the child's small we can just go to the Mass where they sing all the Christmas chanel cambon purse caro